The Canosian scientist TKTK has developed a theory for studying subatomic phenomena by warping a ship at the midpoint between twin pulsars. You are the lucky volunteers to test this theory.
TKTK has tried it before but has never returned alive and neither has any ship that went along. That's why we're sending your team with TKTK and its Silicoid bodyguard. We don't know the effects of pulsars but we're sure you'll find out soon enough!
Make at least one scan in innerspace and survive.
TKTK survives as well.